Or... possibly more important... what is this web page doing here?

This web page exists to provide information about me. How very conceited. If you wanted to know who Michael Ralston is, then you have come to the right place. If you don't care, then go somewhere else. Simple.

First thing... there seem to be quite a few Michael Ralston's living on this planet. Last time I Googled myself there were 18,600 results, 309 from Australia. There is even 180 of them on Facebook.

So what makes me so special? Lots of things, you can read more about my special features at the other pages of this conceited little website.